We went to the Children's Christmas Party at Medtronic World Headquarters today (I'll post the pictures later). I took Avery into the ladies' room to go potty. We managed to navigate the automatic flushers on the toliet and then when we got the sink Avery found a HUGE basket full of feminine products (clearly Medtronic is not in the midst of massive cost cutting measures like some other Twin Cities corporations that I know of). Here's the way it went down:
Avery: Mommy I want one of those (tampons).
Mommy: Oh Honey, those are for girls (or grils as he calls us)
Avery: Okay, then you have one. Get one Mommy, get one!!
Mommy: No, Honey, I don't need one. It's for when you are having a hard day.
Avery: (Very very serious look on his face) But, I'm having a hard day.
Mommy: (laughing)
Avery: Stop laughing!! I am having a really hard day. I need one of those.
I hear giggling. Out from the stall emerges a old woman dressed as Mrs. Clause. Just enough of a distraction to navigate Avery away from the huge basket of tampons. She just laughed and then told us she has 6 kids, 17 grand kids and 15 grandkids and she knows all about these little guys.
We should all be so lucky.